In the News
I did not sleep super great last night so I did not hit the gym this morning.. fail. But I will try to do some Yoga this evening. Yesterday brought the death of one of the most amazing actors ever: Philip Seymour Hoffmann. He was one of the greats and it is so tragic that at 46, he's gone. R.I.P. I don't know what else to say.
In other news, the Superbowl happened. I was asleep. Every year I try to stay up and I often imagine hosting a Superbowl party so that I can justify buying a chip and dip bowl, but until one takes place in Central European Time, it ain't gonna happen. When the Husband and I lived in Toronto, we had the honor of watching the Janet Jackson "Nipplegate" live during halftime. Memories! (Thanks Babs). The outcry was so over the top. One woman tried to sue the network because her young son was tramautized by Ms. Jackson's nipple. Mom, I think you've got bigger issues if a nipple messed up your child. Siiiigh.
And onto my favourite current story happening now. The Kevin and Danielle Jonas 2014 Baby. I never listened to the Jonas brothers and I never watched the Disney Channel. But apparently this "group" was a band of brothers (get it?) who wore purity rings and sang songs about pure love yadda yadda yadda. Fast forward a couple of years after their height of popularity, and by height I mean pre-teens buying posters of them at Wal-Mart. One has done a risque video with a model, one has done who knows what and the third one got married and did a terrible reality show with his new "bride" on E! Now, here is where the scandal is. The pregnancy was fake. Fake like, oh, I'm too tired to come up with a good analogy. There are blind items allover the Interwebs. Apparently they faked a pregnancy to pull in ratings for their upcoming tour and then when the time would come they would announce a "miscarriage" and their popularity would soar. This is a major accusation. Google it and you will see. Well, the baby was born yesterday; between the great Hoffmann's death and just before Namath's furcoat. And the craziest thing is that the birth was sponsored by a laundry detergent company. WHO DOES THAT?!?! Well, maybe when I get my next period I can get a sponsor. Twitter post would be all like "Tova's period and unjustified rage is brought to you by Midol #shewillcutabitch". Nice. I'm on it.
We live in a crazy world folks. Happy Monday. This week on the blog will be about body shapes and how to dress them and random recipes and of course, my first time cooking at the daycare. Oh boy. Fun.
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| You will be missed. |
In other news, the Superbowl happened. I was asleep. Every year I try to stay up and I often imagine hosting a Superbowl party so that I can justify buying a chip and dip bowl, but until one takes place in Central European Time, it ain't gonna happen. When the Husband and I lived in Toronto, we had the honor of watching the Janet Jackson "Nipplegate" live during halftime. Memories! (Thanks Babs). The outcry was so over the top. One woman tried to sue the network because her young son was tramautized by Ms. Jackson's nipple. Mom, I think you've got bigger issues if a nipple messed up your child. Siiiigh.
And onto my favourite current story happening now. The Kevin and Danielle Jonas 2014 Baby. I never listened to the Jonas brothers and I never watched the Disney Channel. But apparently this "group" was a band of brothers (get it?) who wore purity rings and sang songs about pure love yadda yadda yadda. Fast forward a couple of years after their height of popularity, and by height I mean pre-teens buying posters of them at Wal-Mart. One has done a risque video with a model, one has done who knows what and the third one got married and did a terrible reality show with his new "bride" on E! Now, here is where the scandal is. The pregnancy was fake. Fake like, oh, I'm too tired to come up with a good analogy. There are blind items allover the Interwebs. Apparently they faked a pregnancy to pull in ratings for their upcoming tour and then when the time would come they would announce a "miscarriage" and their popularity would soar. This is a major accusation. Google it and you will see. Well, the baby was born yesterday; between the great Hoffmann's death and just before Namath's furcoat. And the craziest thing is that the birth was sponsored by a laundry detergent company. WHO DOES THAT?!?! Well, maybe when I get my next period I can get a sponsor. Twitter post would be all like "Tova's period and unjustified rage is brought to you by Midol #shewillcutabitch". Nice. I'm on it.
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| You know what I was doing when I was 7 months along? Making calzones by folding frozen pizzas in half. |
We live in a crazy world folks. Happy Monday. This week on the blog will be about body shapes and how to dress them and random recipes and of course, my first time cooking at the daycare. Oh boy. Fun.
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