An open letter to Gwen Stefani
Oh Gwen
Stefani! Thank you for advertising for Loreal blonde haircolour. Yes, of course
you head home after a long day of work (or maybe during a Saturday afternoon
while your toddler throws himself against the locked door like a battering ram)
with your 10 dollar box of dye and stand in your bathroom inhaling fumes as you
read a magazine just for its pictures. And then Gwen, I am sure you look at
your timer and step into the shower and wash out the dye that has given you a
buzz on par with a college hall party. And after you have left that conditioner
that comes with the dye in your hair you step out of your shower and towel dry
your hair and look in the mirror and think “Not bad”. Gwen, listen, I know that
you most likely do not do any of the above. You have a lot of money and I don’t
think you head to your local Walgreens to touch up your roots - and that is
a-ok.
But I do
have to thank you for being a spokesperson - it totally caught my eye in the
drugstore. And now I can say that my hair is no longer a brassy splotchy
orangey mess. Yes, I am blonde. Thank you Loreal..
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