Living the Real Housewife Life

Well, I am down almost 6 pounds in less than a week and a half! Happy happy joy joy. Last week I hit the gym three times and this week, twice so far. I am pretty psyched because I haven't been bloated or haven't felt guilty the whole time and I feel like I have been eating well in general. Win win.

In other news, this week is going to be pretty luxurious. A few months ago I brought my Grandmother's ring to a jeweler to have it re-set and redesigned. It is now completed and I get to pick it up on Thursday. I have a jeweler. I'm so a Bravo Real Housewife.

And then on Saturday we are staying at the Bristol Hotel (sans kid) - a 5 star hotel in the centre which my parents gave to us as a Christmas present. I am so so so psyched. In the evening we will be hitting the casino and then heading out for a nice dinner. I'm so a Bravo Real Housewife.

And so, that is this week's plan and now I must plan the perfect outfit for my stay at the hotel. I need the I am dressed casually but you know I spent some coin on this outfit and I am rich ergo I do not need to look like I made too much of an effort for check in. Then the we dress up to go to the casino because we just like to go for fun and don't really expect to win at least 500,000 euros which would be the perfect amount for our dream apartment for our evening out. And lastly a variation of the am dressed casually but you know I spent some coin on this outfit and I am rich ergo I do not need to look like I made too much of an effort for check out the next day.

Life is fun!

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