Operation Tubetop

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Here is the caloric breakdown of the Operation Tubetop Cocktail (Lemon Crystal Light, Absolut Raspberri Vodka, Splash of lime juice, and 2 fresh raspberries) 1 Oz shot of Absolut Raspberri Vodka- 69 Calories Portion of Lemon Crystal Light- Fewer than 5 calories Lime juice (splash)- 1-2 calories 2 Fresh Raspberries- 2 calories Total: Fewer than 77 calories per drink Not bad and it is low carb as well. I'll drink to that!

So we are into week 4 and here is a pic (in real life I am into week 9)... Looking a little bit more tanned and my hair is lighter... badly done... but lighter... (please ignore the messy bedroom and the crap on the mirror. Tape in this country sucks. And Saran Wrap too!)

Self Tanner Review - Gosh Mousse Self Tanner Oh self tanner! We have such a love hate relationship... Meaning, I love to hate you. I spend money on you every Spring and everytime you leave me looking a streaky orangey mess. I thought I had given up on you until I met Gosh Mousse. Oh thank you heavens above. I finally have found something that works! WOOT WOOT! I have spent hours researching self tanners and application methods and without fail, nothing ever seemed to work. Without doing any research, I picked up the Gosh stuff (about Euros 12,99) and decided to give it a try. I also bought their Buffing Selt Tan mit because what the hell, life is short. I made sure I had exfoliated the night before (read: scrubbed self with salt scrub). I applied the Gosh stuff to my legs and arms and chest and face and neck. The mousse spreads well and what it great is that it is coloured and you can see where it goes on. Applying it with the mit helps make the tan more even. I slept w...

If you haven't watched the show...here is a little glimpse into the opening credits... Pretty crazy And well, here is a typical day in the life of the OC Housewives... Yes, this is real (reality tv)...No judging.

My friends rave about getting their bodies waxed. By a professional.. well, I thought, I too can get waxed, for cheaper! Ha ha! I am so clever! To the drug store! To purchase no name wax strips! I wish future me would have slapped me upside the head and hit me with a shoe. I’m not a very hairy person, I am, however, fluffy, goose downy if you will. I have just ensured that any male who reads this will never ever find me attractive ever. So I bought a kit (the no name brand because saving a Euro is a Euro saved. I am so dumb ). Drank a couple of Operation Tubetop cocktails and bared my leg with the Husband watching me in confusion. “You have no hair on your legs? What are you waxing?” I told him to shut it and proceeded to warm the wax between my hands, place it on the front of my calf and with a mighty heave ho.. Son of a bitch! I think I took skin off! Actually, I know for sure I took skin off because where the strip was is now a white square while the rest of my leg is self-tann...

And so we move into Week 4! Woot woot! Eating Plan Week 4 Tuesday: Day: Sandwich and joghurt Dinner: Bagel with mozzarella Wednesday: Day: Sandwich and joghurt Dinner: Falafel and hummous in a pita Thursday: Day: Sandwich and joghurt Dinner: Hot pocket chicken panini (Addicted to these!) Friday: Day: Sandwich and joghurt Dinner: Veggie and cheese bagel sandwich Saturday: Day: Bowl of Cheerios Dinner:Dinner out Sunday: Day: Yoghurt Dinner: Date night with the Husband! Monday: Day: Bowl of cheerios Dinner: Kappa Maki and a bowl of rice